Source: AP
The University Intelligent League has just announced that the Gilmer, TX Buckeye and Jasper, TX Bulldog State Championship 3A matchup scheduled for 5:00 PM at Homer Bryce Stadium in Nacogdoches Texas has been cancelled. According to a source who wishes to remain anonymous. The UIL determined that the Snyder Texas Tigers who have played in the toughest region, the toughest district and beaten all the toughest teams of anywhere in the state of Texas will be recieving the State's 3A Championship Trophy. The source also noted that since the Snyder Tigers have failed to violate any UIL rules and since they should have one the game against the Gilmer Buckeye's anyway that this is the appropriate thing to do in their eyes. The UIL also has been said to have granted this undubous honor to the Snyder Tigers because of their fans postings on an internet website bullitenboard. These fans before the Gilmer game were heard to say "Gilmer can't beat us" and apparently they did, but because of the Snyder Tiger's fans intelligence and unrelenting chant of "buuut", "only iiif", "you cheated" the UIL saw fit to just award them the D@M$ Trophy to shuut them the f$*& up.
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