I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here.
Football coaches punish football players for EVERYTHING.
If there's a rumor that they were drinking, they can get punished.
If they were late for class, they can get punished.
If they mouthed off to another teacher, they can get punished.
That happens every freaking day in high school football in this state.
But apparently in your (and Saggy Aggy's) strange little world, you can't punish the star QB for sharing a clandestine recording you made of a naked sophomore unless the DA levels a charge.