Dear Astros and Rangers,

In case you have forgotten the season started this past Monday. Now I know how easy it is to frget when Spring Training ends and the Real season begins, so I thought I would remind you.

Hey I know it is a long season, and the state still supports you and all. But 0-6 combined record is a little humiliating and watching your first games have been nauseating.

So wake up and realize the season has begun because if this continues by Arpil 20th you both will be out of the race.

Thanks