The first ever male blonde joke
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again!
If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.
The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a Bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burritos, and jumped, too
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the Bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.
She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much.
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
The blonde's wife said, Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch
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08-18-2008, 04:19 PM #1All-American
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BORED: 1st Blonde Joke I've seen about Blonde Men.
Last edited by Lion_Addict; 08-18-2008 at 04:38 PM.
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08-18-2008, 04:20 PM #2WylieBulldog92Guest
MY ROFL COPTER GOES WHOOSH WHOOSH
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08-18-2008, 04:22 PM #3All-American
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Why do you bold your post? It's annoying to read even on a huge monitor like I have
I am sometimes mistaken, but I am never wrong.
People who buys Macs are stupid.
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08-18-2008, 04:24 PM #4All-American
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damn M! you sound like an old man! hahaOriginally posted by Emerson1
Why do you bold your post? It's annoying to read even on a huge monitor like I haveI’m kinda a big deal.
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08-18-2008, 04:25 PM #5All-American
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compensating for something?Originally posted by Emerson1
Why do you bold your post? It's annoying to read even on a huge monitor like I have
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08-18-2008, 04:25 PM #6All-American
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uh ohOriginally posted by crzyjournalist03
compensating for something?
I’m kinda a big deal.
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08-18-2008, 04:27 PM #7All-American
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Might I suggest you don't read anything I post from now on...Originally posted by Emerson1
Why do you bold your post? It's annoying to read even on a huge monitor like I have
. Now move your pissing & moaning on to somewhere else 
"Brownwood, Brownwood, Brownwood!!!!!!!"
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08-18-2008, 04:28 PM #8All-American
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That made me laugh!!Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
compensating for something?
Who is compensating??
Lion_Addict with his bold print or Kyle with his huge monitor??
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08-18-2008, 04:29 PM #9All-American
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In the famous words of Deion Sanders, "Both"Originally posted by Ranger Mom
That made me laugh!!
Who is compensating??
Lion_Addict with his bold print or Kyle with his huge monitor??
Psalms 109:8
Why are Conservatives called the "right" and the Liberals the "left" - Ecclesiastes 10:2
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08-18-2008, 04:30 PM #10All-American
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exactly.Originally posted by Ranger Mom
That made me laugh!!
Who is compensating??
Lion_Addict with his bold print or Kyle with his huge monitor??
The ambiguity was intentional. That way, nobody can get pissy with me over it.
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08-18-2008, 04:39 PM #11All-American
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Lookie........is that better for the oh so sensitive ones?
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08-18-2008, 04:43 PM #12All-American
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The bold doesn't bother me a bit....it is the ones who type in ALL CAPS that drive me nuts....especially if they have over 3 lines of text!!Originally posted by Lion_Addict
Lookie........is that better for the oh so sensitive ones?
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08-18-2008, 04:44 PM #13All-American
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There's a guyOriginally posted by Ranger Mom
The bold doesn't bother me a bit....it is the ones who type in ALL CAPS that drive me nuts....especially if they have over 3 lines of text!!
on another board
that post like
this. I hate
post like this.Psalms 109:8
Why are Conservatives called the "right" and the Liberals the "left" - Ecclesiastes 10:2
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08-18-2008, 04:45 PM #14All-American
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HUHOriginally posted by Ranger Mom
The bold doesn't bother me a bit....it is the ones who type in ALL CAPS that drive me nuts....especially if they have over 3 lines of text!!
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08-18-2008, 04:47 PM #15All-American
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Sorry....you just don't bother me the way I_DONT_CARE does!!Originally posted by Lion_Addict
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