He said/She said

[pirate4state]

some guy on the downlow wanted me to post this for them

OH and I'm sure it has been posted before - deal with it

He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said .... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . They don't have time!

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ..... . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . A widow.

He said .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

[DU_stud04]

some guy asked to post that? we need to find out who it was and revoke his man license. NOW!

[Blastoderm55]

Hilarious!

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
some guy asked to post that? we need to find out who it was and revoke his man license. NOW!

No joke......what a wuss!!