i dont care if this has been posted before, so the re-post police can kiss my foot

[pirate44]

The owner of a golf course in Lufkin was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The University of Texas and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

[44INAROW]

must have been some expensive earrings

[pirate44]

NEWS FLASH! -Brian/College Station's worst disaster
> occurred when a small
> two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two Texas
> A&M students, crashed
> into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue
> workers have recovered 300
> bodies so far and expect the number to climb as
> digging continues into the
> evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are
> helping in the recovery
> efforts.

[kaorder1999]

Originally posted by pirate44
NEWS FLASH! -Brian/College Station's worst disaster
> occurred when a small
> two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two Texas
> A&M students, crashed
> into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue
> workers have recovered 300
> bodies so far and expect the number to climb as
> digging continues into the
> evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are
> helping in the recovery
> efforts.

thats funny

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by pirate44
NEWS FLASH! -Brian/College Station's worst disaster
> occurred when a small
> two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two Texas
> A&M students, crashed
> into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue
> workers have recovered 300
> bodies so far and expect the number to climb as
> digging continues into the
> evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are
> helping in the recovery
> efforts.

hahahaha