Lol...this one even made me smile today...
Three Women, Two Younger And One Senior Citizen, Were Sitting Naked In
A Sauna.
Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound.
The Young Woman Pressed Her
Forearm And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her Questioningly.
"that Was My Pager," she Said. I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.
A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang.
The Second Young Woman Lifted Her
Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished, She Explained, "that Was My Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In My Hand."
The Older Woman Felt Very Low Tech. Not To Be Out Done, She Decided
She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear End.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.
The Older Woman Finally Said.........
"well, Will You Look At That... I'm Getting A Fax!!"
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02-15-2007, 01:11 PM #1All-American
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02-15-2007, 01:15 PM #2All-American
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02-15-2007, 01:24 PM #3All-American
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haha nice!
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02-15-2007, 02:13 PM #4Moderator
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my afternoon is getting ready already
Isn't it strange that after a bombing everyone blames the Crazy Azz bomber(s), but after a shooting the problem is the gun?
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Go Sinton Pirates and Lady Pirates! I also like old movies like "Dawn at Socorro." I also like the Tour de France. I like the Pelican West Band located at South Padre Island, Texas. Phil is PhiI is Bill is the compassion police. He is also the Sinton Matador. Some call him the Sinton Prophet. {Also Captain Obvious.
} BEWARE OF THE HOWLING BEAR! He's going for the Corner - he's got it! Roy Orbison rules.
Phil C Cares!
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02-15-2007, 05:15 PM #6pirate44Guest
LOL
