notes sent from parents (funny stuff)

[dogdad]

These are REAL notes written by PARENTS in a
> Tennessee school
> district.(Spellings have been left intact.)
>
>
> 1-- MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT
> TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE
> EXECUTE HIM.
>
> 2-- PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK
> AND I HAD HER SHOT
>
> 3-- DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON
> JAN 28, 29, 30, 31, 32
> AND ALSO 33.
>
> 4-- PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS
> ADMINISTRATING.
>
> 5-- PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS.
> YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF
> A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP.
>
> 6-- JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH
> TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE.
>
> 7-- CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS
> PLAYING FOOTBALL, AND HE
> WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART.
>
> 8-- MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE
> HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY
> VERY CLOSE VEINS.
>
> 9-- CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS A N ACRE
> IN HIS SIDE.
>
> 10-- PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL, HE HAS
> VERY LOOSE VOWELS.
>
> 11-- PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT
> YESTERDAY. HE HAD (DIAHRE,
> DYREA, DIREATHE), YOU KNOW, "THE SH**S".
> NOTE: WORDS IN ( )'s WERE CROSSED OUT. -- (You Got
> to Love it!)
>
> 12-- PLEASE EXCUSE TOMMY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY.
> HE HAD DIARRHEA, AND
> HIS BOOTS LEAK.
>
> 13-- IRVING WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE MISSED
> HIS BUST.
>
> 14-- PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR BEING. IT WAS HIS
> FATHER'S FAULT. {You know,
> this could be legit!}
>
> 15-- I KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO
> CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BECAUSE I
> DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR.
>
> 16-- PLEASE EXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL
> YESTERDAY. WE FORGOT TO GET
> THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND WHEN WE FOUND IT
> MONDAY. WE THOUGHT IT
> WAS SUNDAY.
>
> 17-- MY DAUGHTER WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE
> WAS TIRED. SHE SPENT A
> WEEKEND WITH THE MARINES. {I absolutely LOVE tha t
> one!}
>
> 18-- PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY.
> HE HAD A COLD AND COULD
> NOT BREED WELL.
>
> 19-- PLEASE EXCUSE MARY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY.
> SHE WAS IN BED WITH
> GRAMPS.
>
> 20-- GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY AS SHE HAD A
> GANGOVER. (Here's Gloria
> again)
>
> 21-- PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA. SHE HAS BEEN SICK AND
> UNDER THE DOCTOR.
>
> 22-- MARYANN WAS ABSENT DECEMBER 11-16, BECAUSE SHE
> HAD A FEVER, SORE
> THROAT, HEADACHE AND UPSET STOMACH. HER SISTER WAS
> ALSO SICK, FEVER AN SORE
> THROAT, HER BROTHER HAD A LOW GRADE FEVER AND ACHED
> ALL OVER TOO. I WASN'T
> THE BEST EITHER... SORE THROAT AND FEVER. THERE MUST
> BE SOMETHING GOING
> AROUND, HER FATHER EVEN GOT HOT LAST NIGHT.
>
> NOW WE KNOW WHY PARENTS ARE SCREAMING FOR BETTER
> EDUCATION FOR OUR KIDS.

[kaorder1999]

that is funny...so true....i get some funny notes!

[kaorder1999]

This one was sent to the office by the parent and then later given to me by the attendance clerk.


Please excuse _________________ absence on Friday. He was up late Thursday night studying for Coach Ragsdale's test he has next Wednesday.

[pirate4state]

OMG!! Too funny!!

[CHS_CG]

i love it!

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by kaorder1999
This one was sent to the office by the parent and then later given to me by the attendance clerk.


Please excuse _________________ absence on Friday. He was up late Thursday night studying for Coach Ragsdale's test he has next Wednesday.

You're Ragsdale??? I can't believe I never put two and two together.

[kaorder1999]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
You're Ragsdale??? I can't believe I never put two and two together.

it took you that long??? lol