Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love
this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENE RAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
You gotta love the Marines!
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01-23-2007, 12:17 PM #1All-American
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Another oldie but goodie...
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01-23-2007, 12:25 PM #2All-American
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Its false, but still funny as heck.
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01-23-2007, 12:32 PM #3*** Ejected Player ***
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ROTFLMAO
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01-23-2007, 12:42 PM #4All-American
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The sentiment, however, is very true.CALALLEN WILDCATS
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01-23-2007, 12:43 PM #5All-American
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Why can't anything ever just BE???
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01-23-2007, 12:45 PM #6All-American
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IF GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE GUNS!!
Go Sinton Pirates and Lady Pirates! I also like old movies like "Dawn at Socorro." I also like the Tour de France. I like the Pelican West Band located at South Padre Island, Texas. Phil is PhiI is Bill is the compassion police. He is also the Sinton Matador. Some call him the Sinton Prophet. {Also Captain Obvious.
} BEWARE OF THE HOWLING BEAR! He's going for the Corner - he's got it! Roy Orbison rules.
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01-23-2007, 12:45 PM #7All-American
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Because I got nothing else to do.Originally posted by pirate4state
Why can't anything ever just BE???
For the record, we're all equipped to be prostitutes.
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01-23-2007, 12:46 PM #8All-American
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What that means is that criminals will not turn in their guns. Also the right to have guns is guaranteed by the constitution.Originally posted by Phil C
IF GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE GUNS!!
Go Sinton Pirates and Lady Pirates! I also like old movies like "Dawn at Socorro." I also like the Tour de France. I like the Pelican West Band located at South Padre Island, Texas. Phil is PhiI is Bill is the compassion police. He is also the Sinton Matador. Some call him the Sinton Prophet. {Also Captain Obvious.} BEWARE OF THE HOWLING BEAR! He's going for the Corner - he's got it! Roy Orbison rules.
Phil C Cares!
