Im sure Ill get banned
this is too funny
This Week In Soccer: At Last, Consequences For Taking A Dive
Marco Borriello is a soccer player for Milan who recently failed a drug test following a match with Roma, but had a very interesting excuse in his defense. You've heard of accidentally testing positive for banned substances by eating a poppyseed muffin, or taking cough medicine? Well, take a look at the photo here of Borriello's girlfriend, Argentine model Belen Rodriguez, and use your imagination.
(Borriello blamed) her for his negative result in the test due to a cream she used to cure a vaginal infection -- which he unwittingly "ingested" whilst paying attention to the aforementioned part of her rather delectable anatomy. Though I suppose it wasn't that delectable at the time, hence the cream.
"Exhibit A, your honor."
"Order! Order!"
We're not sure we believe this, by the way. We predict that in two years it will be the most commonly repeated urban myth, replacing the kangaroo hopping off with the car keys.
The Yeast He Can Expect Is A Three-Month Ban
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01-19-2007, 01:24 PM #1*** Ejected Player ***
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A new reason to fail a drug test Barry shoulda thought of this
Last edited by burnet44; 01-19-2007 at 01:28 PM.
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01-19-2007, 01:25 PM #2All-American
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Sounds like a good excuse to me.
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01-19-2007, 01:27 PM #3All-American
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luvhoops is not impressed by that comment at allOriginally posted by ASUFrisbeeStud
Sounds like a good excuse to me.
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01-19-2007, 01:29 PM #4AggieJohnGuest Re: A new reason to fail a drug test Barry shoulda thought of this
Originally posted by burnet44
The Yeast He Can Expect Is A Three-Month Ban
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01-19-2007, 01:38 PM #5All-American
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Re: A new reason to fail a drug test Barry shoulda thought of this
Originally posted by burnet44
Im sure Ill get banned
There have been worse things on here. 
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01-19-2007, 01:58 PM #6*** Ejected Player ***
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Thanks for the laugh B44, I needed it!
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01-19-2007, 02:00 PM #7*** Ejected Player ***
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Hey!
Doesn't vaginal cream come in a tube? LOL
Hey RM better pay closer attention to what you brush your teeth with.....
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01-19-2007, 02:09 PM #8All-American
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LOL!! I already learned my lesson, thank you very much!!Originally posted by luvhoops34
Hey!
Doesn't vaginal cream come in a tube? LOL
Hey RM better pay closer attention to what you brush your teeth with.....
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01-19-2007, 02:14 PM #9*** Ejected Player ***
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flavored?
tastes like.......................
lol
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01-19-2007, 02:23 PM #10*** Ejected Player ***
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Okay...this thread is funny
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01-19-2007, 02:32 PM #11*** Ejected Player ***
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strawberry?
whipped cream?
tuna?
lol
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01-19-2007, 03:34 PM #12All-American
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TUNAOriginally posted by burnet44
strawberry?
whipped cream?
tuna?
lol
I can't believe you said tuna.
ROFLMAO
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01-19-2007, 03:52 PM #13*** Ejected Player ***
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bill parcells ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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01-19-2007, 05:10 PM #14All-American
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I like to eat me a taco right now!
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