Dallas Cowboy Game Notes

[burnet44]

>> Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
>> Super Bowl?
>> A: The Dallas Cowboys.
>>
>> Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
>> A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
>>
>> Q: How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
>> A: Put up goal posts.
>>
>> Q: Where do you go in Dallas in case of a tornado?
>> A: To Texas Stadium- they never get a touchdown there!
>>
>> Q: What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
>> A: A thief.
>>
>> Q: Why was Bill Parcells upset when the Dallas Cowboys play book was
>> stolen?
>> A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
>>
>> Q: What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
>> A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
>>
>> Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?
>> A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

[piratebg]

Now that's just not nice.

[coach]

its funny how we have all these jokes bc they are tied for the most super bowl victories, and apperences also i thnk the most lpayoff wins too