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    SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Gilmer Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy.

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    (Note to self: Don't smoke a pack of Gilmers.)
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    What about Gilmer Lights?
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    Originally posted by carter08
    What about Gilmer Lights?
    pretty much the same harmful effects as Gilmer Reds...

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    is there any cure yet, i may have it, i dont know, but it sounds like a day off and i could sure use one

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    Roll your own Gilmers. ZigZag them Gilmers.

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    Will a Gilmer stunt your growth?

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    Originally posted by Paratrooper
    Will a Gilmer stunt your growth?
    no, it just causes you to become addicted to it, gives you bad breath and then kills you... kinda like a sucubis...

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    Originally posted by Gobbla2001
    SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Gilmer Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy
    Well, I hope nobody on the football team is pregnant. Wouldn't that be a hoot.

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    Smoking Gilmer's not only can cause disease (Gilmeritis), it also has been known to blur your sense of reality when it comes to high school football, making you want to guarantee a state title before the first game of the season is even played. Whats worse, its a progressive disease, only getting worse through out the season.

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    Is there a menthol version of this?
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    Originally posted by Gobbla2001
    no, it just causes you to become addicted to it, gives you bad breath and then kills you... kinda like a sucubis...
    ...then causes your teeth to rot out. Just ask their drill team!

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    Originally posted by herewego
    ...then causes your teeth to rot out. Just ask their drill team!
    oh. i see your sister goes to school here!!!!!!!!!
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    Umm...what is a sweet beaver??
    the best kind???

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    Yes but he don't want anyone to know.

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    Originally posted by Gobbla2001
    SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Gilmer Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy.



    also just a pain in the butt.......................................

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