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    Default If a tree falls in the forest....

    Who's there to chop it up first?

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    I don't know why, but that made me laugh.

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    Who is the first to plant one in place of the fallen one?
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    Was a spotted owl killed when the tree fell? Who cooked the spotted owl?

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    Did anyone ask the tree what it felt?

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    "If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier to cut them down? We might, if they screamed all the time for no good reason." -Jack Handey
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    "We are Ents"

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    the ents are no treeeees

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    my point exactly. Treebeard lives.

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    I think he was last spotted at Yellowstone...

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    I've never been so confused
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    If a woman screams in the woods............................................. .................................................. .........................................

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    WHOA WHOA WHOA that's crossing the lines
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    .......heading sheepishly back to my little cubbyhole.................

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    Originally posted by shankbear
    If a woman screams in the woods............................................. .................................................. .........................................
    she is probably having a good time
    Originally posted by Ranger Mom
    Umm...what is a sweet beaver??
    the best kind???

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