If this joke should offend anyone, please let me know and I will remove it. My mom sent it to me and if it didn't offend her I wouldn't think it would offend anyone.....but you never know!!
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face
lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an
ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years?
Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied, "Girrrlll, I didn't even recognize you!"
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07-28-2006, 09:08 AM #1All-American
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07-28-2006, 09:11 AM #2All-American
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lol
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07-28-2006, 09:16 AM #3*** Ejected Player ***
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lol...nice!
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07-28-2006, 09:17 AM #4pirate44Guest
LOL
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07-28-2006, 09:18 AM #5pirate44Guest
i thought this was gonna be the one about the lady going in for a facelift with the screw on top of her head.
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07-28-2006, 09:19 AM #6All-American
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LOL....
Girrrlll, that was a good one!
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07-28-2006, 09:20 AM #7Tiger BaseballGuest
That would be true for alot of women these days!
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07-28-2006, 09:25 AM #8All-American
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That's always been one of my favorites!!!
