You might be a Redneck if...

[whtfbplaya]

you mow your yard and find a car.

[whtfbplaya]

your friend buys a really expensive house and you have to help him take the wheels off.

[CHS_CG]

you go to a dance and they say "hoe down" and your girlfriend hits the floor!

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
you go to a dance and they say "hoe down" and your girlfriend hits the floor!

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dats so ghetto...
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You might be a redneck if...
your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

[espn1]

If your mom calls the family into the bathroom and says! Man! Look at the size of that!

[whtfbplaya]

Originally posted by espn1
If your mom calls the family into the bathroom and says! Man! Look at the size of that!

The bar of soap

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by espn1
If your mom calls the family into the bathroom and says! Man! Look at the size of that!

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Roach? Rat?

[District303aPastPlayer]

if you work without a shirt on.... and your husband does too... you might be a redneck

[hawkfan]

If your house catches on fire and you have to meet the fire dept halfway because they don't know where you live.

[CHS_CG]

you might be a redneck if..
your mother can tell a state trooper to kiss her @$$ with out takin the marlboro outta her mouth!

[CenTexSports]

I was wondering if my family is red neck (not me, I'm a yuppie). At Christmas there were too many at my parents house to open gifts inside so we put a tarp out on the ground between the house and the corral and everbody sat in lawn chairs and on other things that were not meant to be for seating. It wasone of those deals where you pick a gift and if someone likes it better they can take it from you. The most sought after gifts were a lariat (rope), some spurs, and a box of tools.

When I left, all I could think about was what would Jeff Foxworthy have thought about our Christmas.

[mac77]

...your deer lease is 12 miles long and 150 feet wide.

[neck_06]

Originally posted by CenTexSports
I was wondering if my family is red neck (not me, I'm a yuppie). At Christmas there were too many at my parents house to open gifts inside so we put a tarp out on the ground between the house and the corral and everbody sat in lawn chairs and on other things that were not meant to be for seating. It wasone of those deals where you pick a gift and if someone likes it better they can take it from you. The most sought after gifts were a lariat (rope), some spurs, and a box of tools.

When I left, all I could think about was what would Jeff Foxworthy have thought about our Christmas.

i'd have to say yes, redneck indeed.

[piratebg]

Originally posted by CenTexSports
I was wondering if my family is red neck (not me, I'm a yuppie). At Christmas there were too many at my parents house to open gifts inside so we put a tarp out on the ground between the house and the corral and everbody sat in lawn chairs and on other things that were not meant to be for seating. It wasone of those deals where you pick a gift and if someone likes it better they can take it from you. The most sought after gifts were a lariat (rope), some spurs, and a box of tools.

When I left, all I could think about was what would Jeff Foxworthy have thought about our Christmas.

Very Redneckish, indeed.

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by CenTexSports
When I left, all I could think about was what would Jeff Foxworthy have thought about our Christmas.

I saw Jeff Foxworthy a little over 12 years ago. Sadly, one of his stories perfectly described some of my relatives.