Ugly Bus
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."
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Thread: Joke of the Day
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09-14-2005, 11:46 AM #1NHSRattler60Guest
Joke of the Day
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09-14-2005, 11:49 AM #2BTEXDADGuest
Pretty good, nhs.
Cruel people in this world, aren't there?
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09-14-2005, 12:09 PM #3All-American
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Of course you can't outsmart the Good Lord. He would have made them ugly again as the guy wished then he would have instantly turned them back like they were and said "I kept my word. You didn't say permanently. Too bad you wasted your wish and can't get what they got. Laugh that off."
Man I am good sometimes with my replies.
Last edited by Phil C; 09-14-2005 at 12:13 PM.
Go Sinton Pirates and Lady Pirates! I also like old movies like "Dawn at Socorro." I also like the Tour de France. I like the Pelican West Band located at South Padre Island, Texas. Phil is PhiI is Bill is the compassion police. He is also the Sinton Matador. Some call him the Sinton Prophet. {Also Captain Obvious.
} BEWARE OF THE HOWLING BEAR! He's going for the Corner - he's got it! Roy Orbison rules.
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09-14-2005, 12:09 PM #4smustangsGuest
thats great i love it
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09-14-2005, 12:12 PM #5All-American
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PhilC never one not to completely think out a situation.
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09-14-2005, 12:13 PM #6pirate44Guest
outstanding!!!Originally posted by Phil C
Of course you can't outsmart the Good Lord. He would have made them ugly again as the guy wished then he would have instantly turned them back like they were and said "I kept my word. You didn't say permanently. Too bad you wasted your wish and can't get what they got. Laugh that off."
Man I am good sometimes with my replies.
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09-14-2005, 12:15 PM #7All-American
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Originally posted by Astrosdawg07
PhilC never one not to completely think out a situation.
aint that the truth!
Great joke! I need to find one to beat the "hair removal" joke lol!
~Not keeping her opinion to herself since Oct. 2002~
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09-14-2005, 03:00 PM #8GreenGobblaGuest
hahaha, i thought that was a good one, becuz that would prolly be me laughing and coming up with that wish...lol
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09-14-2005, 04:30 PM #9MARLINDOGSGuest
Love it.
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09-14-2005, 06:47 PM #10All-American
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thats hilarious!
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09-14-2005, 10:46 PM #11BMOCGuest
Laughed my youknowwhat off!!!
