Old Story/Urban Legend that always make me laugh

[pirate4state]

This was actually reported on the ten o'clock news !!!!

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

Linda Burtenett, 23, a resident of San Diego, went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became
concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brain in for over an hour. Paramedics had to break into the car because the doors
were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough stuck to the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit
her in the back of the head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.


And yes, Linda is a blonde.

[sinton66]

Well, uhm, Linda, cars have rear view mirrors these days.