Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her
to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees
that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, " Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies
are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor answers.
The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was
wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."
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Thread: A little early morning humor...
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05-31-2005, 08:46 AM #1All-American
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A little early morning humor...
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05-31-2005, 09:31 AM #2All-American
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Go Sinton Pirates and Lady Pirates! I also like old movies like "Dawn at Socorro." I also like the Tour de France. I like the Pelican West Band located at South Padre Island, Texas. Phil is PhiI is Bill is the compassion police. He is also the Sinton Matador. Some call him the Sinton Prophet. {Also Captain Obvious.
} BEWARE OF THE HOWLING BEAR! He's going for the Corner - he's got it! Roy Orbison rules.
Phil C Cares!
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05-31-2005, 09:35 AM #3All-American
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ok...let's be honest. How many of y'all had to think about that one.
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05-31-2005, 09:43 AM #4pirate44Guest
ROFL
if it was me, i'd ahve named them Michael and Michaelina
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05-31-2005, 10:20 AM #5All-American
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What does Tulsa spell backwards???
A slut
What is a slut backwards???
About a hundred bucks.
Thanks Larry the Cable Guy for writing comedy like this to keep me amused.F.A.N.T.O.M. El Presidente
AKA "El Guapo"
The greatest dirt waterer to ever live!
Don't argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - Thanks for that one 44!
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05-31-2005, 10:47 AM #6Moderator
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lol I guess that's better than Bubba#1 and Bubba#2
Isn't it strange that after a bombing everyone blames the Crazy Azz bomber(s), but after a shooting the problem is the gun?
