You're sitting at the table and...
Your son is on the cover of the box of Wheaties.
Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy.
And your wife is on the back of the milk carton.
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05-21-2005, 08:05 AM #1*** Ejected Player ***
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The Male Version Of A Perfect Breakfast
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05-21-2005, 08:05 AM #2Administrator/Owner
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Don't you wish... 
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05-21-2005, 01:34 PM #3All-American
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Re: The Male Version Of A Perfect Breakfast
Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
You're sitting at the table and...
Your son is on the cover of the box of Wheaties.
Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy.
And your wife is on the back of the milk carton.
You forgot:
Your 2 Stripper Girlfriends are in the bedroom calling for you to join them.
Your trailer park girlfriend is mowing the grass.
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05-21-2005, 03:08 PM #4robbo93Guest
Just give me that breakfast "BURRITO"
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And the top story in the morning paper is "Cuero wins the State Championship"......
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State Championship?? is cuero going DII next seasonOriginally posted by Gobbla2001
And the top story in the morning paper is "Cuero wins the State Championship"......
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05-21-2005, 04:02 PM #7Administrator/Owner
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They better hope they don't! The road is tougher that route.Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
State Championship?? is cuero going DII next season
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05-21-2005, 04:25 PM #8All-American
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Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
They better hope they don't! The road is tougher that route.
I don't think our boys want an easy road ha...
And I'm sure they'd be willing to go into D2 if it were their choice, but it's up to those boys over in Gonzales holding the highest enrollment...Last edited by Gobbla2001; 05-21-2005 at 04:28 PM.
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05-21-2005, 06:24 PM #9All-American
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the rest of the headline reads "in Volleyball" later in the sports section is a little story about how the Sweetwater football team is the football state champsOriginally posted by Gobbla2001
And the top story in the morning paper is "Cuero wins the State Championship"......
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05-21-2005, 11:01 PM #10All-American
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Or maybe even better "in Soccer."Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
the rest of the headline reads "in Volleyball" later in the sports section is a little story about how the Sweetwater football team is the football state champs
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