Medical Charts

[44INAROW]

Actual writings from patient hospital charts:

1. The patient refused autopsy.

2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. hhmm

3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. he should know

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. (ya think?????)

8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

11. She is numb from her toes down.

12. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

13. The skin was moist and dry.

14. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

15. Patient was alert and unresponsive. huh?

16. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. OUCH!!!!

17. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

18. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

19. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. HHMM

20. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

21. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

22. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

23. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

[LH Panther Mom]

23. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

ROFLMBO!!! I can relate to that one.

[pirate44]

Originally posted by 44INAROW

21. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

so i've been told

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by pirate44
so i've been told

Hmmmm....so pale=pasty white?