I was listening to the Ticket outta SA and they were making fun of Ray Allen's comments about Bruce Bowen causing his broken ankle...
Here are other things callers have blamed Bruce Bowen for...
Adikin Skywalker going to the dark-side (dunno if I spelled it right, I've never seen those Star Wars movies)...
Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction...
JFK's assassination
Some guy from Gonzales said he broke his arm during a scrimmage and had to sit the first half of his senior season out and recalled seeing Bruce Bowen in Gonzales earlier that day...
A guy's daughter was in a car accident, hir Dad asked what happened and all she could say was 'Bruce Bowen'...
American Idol
Howard Dean's 'UWAHHHHHHHHHHHH' speech...
Lack of WMD Evidence
Tim Duncan's ankle injury
Some guy having to ride the short-bus in 6th grade
A kid breaking his neck when he was younger
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you get the point...
What else is Bruce Bowen responsible for?
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05-10-2005, 05:30 PM #1All-American
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Bruce Bowen is responsible for more than Allen's ankle...
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05-10-2005, 06:06 PM #2All-American
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It wasn't an official who told Jeff Van Gundy that the refs had been paid off to play close attention to Yao's moving screens.... it was Bruce Bowen...
Why haven't you heard this anywhere? Because Bruce Bowen took it out of the newspaper...
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05-10-2005, 06:07 PM #3All-American
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*cell phone rings*
"Hello?"
"Hey, man, this is Bruce Bowen, how are you doing?"
"Hi, I'm fine, but I'm at school, the teacher is telling me to get off of the phone..."
"Aw, c'mon, kid, just tell her it's your mom in Iraq and throw a couple of cuss words out there"...
Ole Bruce, causin' so many problems...
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05-10-2005, 07:17 PM #4All-American
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ROTFLMAOOriginally posted by Gobbla2001
*cell phone rings*
"Hello?"
"Hey, man, this is Bruce Bowen, how are you doing?"
"Hi, I'm fine, but I'm at school, the teacher is telling me to get off of the phone..."
"Aw, c'mon, kid, just tell her it's your mom in Iraq and throw a couple of cuss words out there"...
Ole Bruce, causin' so many problems...
LET'S KICK SHELL
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05-10-2005, 07:41 PM #5Letterman
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Hey Dre he could be responsible for costing you 10 dollars.
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05-10-2005, 07:42 PM #6All-American
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no cause his defense doesnt even compare to Detroits DefenseOriginally posted by SwtwtrMstngs04
Hey Dre he could be responsible for costing you 10 dollars.
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05-10-2005, 07:45 PM #7Letterman
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maybe him and ben wallace can duke it out.
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05-10-2005, 07:58 PM #8Bandera YaYaGuest
[COLOR=deeppink]I think he is responsible for the following:
Seattle's ugly uniforms
Paula Abdul's drinking problem
Avery Johnson's slick shoes
Michael Jackson's 2 failed marriages
Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction[
Ricky William's drug problem
Ricky William's identity crisis
and
Dennis Rodman's wrestling career
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05-10-2005, 08:41 PM #9PJ FryeGuest
classic posts! i was brought to tears reading these... don't forget who killed jfk, was sighted at the u t tower and tried to off reagan...
was the same person who gave lance his cancer cuz he shook his hand.
