top 10 Pirate pickup lines

pirate44 · 05-10-2005, 10:01 AM

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Etexpirate · 05-10-2005, 10:03 AM

Hmmm... Those are pretty catchy there "matey"...

**HighSchool Fan** · 05-10-2005, 10:07 AM

as we all know, Pirates Rule!!!

Etexpirate · 05-10-2005, 10:09 AM

Yes they do!!!!

**pirate4state** · 05-10-2005, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
as we all know, Pirates Rule!!!

and Bulldogs drool!!

Etexpirate · 05-10-2005, 10:15 AM

ok..leaves me out.. We don't play any Dogs of anykind next...
We could de-flock some birds.. possibly skin some tigers.. but no
dogs..

**HighSchool Fan** · 05-10-2005, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by pirate4state
and Bulldogs drool!!

what bulldogs are you talkin about...i'm easily confused

**pirate4state** · 05-10-2005, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by pirate4state
and Bulldogs drool!!

Well Sinton just beat the Orange Grove Bulldogs.

Pearsall's mascot is the Maverick

pirate44 · 05-10-2005, 10:19 AM

i think "Veterinarians" would be an awesome school mascot. the motivational posters take care of themselves week after week:

FIX THE (insert oposing school's animal mascot name here)!!!

**District303aPastPlayer** · 05-10-2005, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by pirate44
i think "Veterinarians" would be an awesome school mascot. the motivational posters take care of themselves week after week:

FIX THE (insert oposing school's animal mascot name here)!!!

what happens if you play like moody, miller or ray?

fix the trojans? hahahaha

pirate44 · 05-10-2005, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
what happens if you play like moody, miller or ray?

fix the trojans? hahahaha

it said "animal" mascot name

actually "FIX THE TEXANS" of "FIX THE BUCCANEERS" is an aweful thought

BTEXDAD · 05-10-2005, 11:03 AM

pickup lines have sure changed since i was single.
I always used either "do you come here often?" or "Haven't i seen you somewhere before?"
I spent a lot of lonely saturday nights back then.

**Black_Magic** · 05-10-2005, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
what bulldogs are you talkin about...i'm easily confused

really! there are bulldogs all over the place. Our district has two. I think somone should come up with an original mascot like .. THE BUZZARDS! or RATS. Huntsville EXICUTIONERS.

**District303aPastPlayer** · 05-10-2005, 11:06 AM

Originally posted by BTEXDAD
pickup lines have sure changed since i was single.
I always used either "do you come here often?" or "Haven't i seen you somewhere before?"
I spent a lot of lonely saturday nights back then.

i once went up to a girl and said, "there you are..."
she looked at me and just said, youre cute... all you had to do was say hi...
i felt REALLLLLL dumb

BTEXDAD · 05-10-2005, 11:10 AM

Do you remember George Costanza when he decided to always be honest?
Went up to the girl in restaurant and said "hello, my name is George, i'm unemployed and i live with my parents."
And she was smitten by him.

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