A new hooker had just finished her first trick and when she came down the street, the seasoned veterans gathered around to hear the details.
She said, "Well, he was a big, muscular, handsome sailor."
"Well, what did he want you to do?" they all asked.
She said, "I told him missionary-style sex would be $100, but he didn't have that much. Then I told him oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either. Finally I asked him how much money he had."
The sailor said, "I have $25."
So the hooker said, "Well, for $25, all I can do is service you by hand."
The hooker went on the explain that, "he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first, and then the first hand above the second hand..."
"Oh my God," they all exclaimed, "It must have been huge, then what did you do?"
"I loaned him $75!" she exclaimed.
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Thread: Joke of the day
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05-10-2005, 06:16 AM #1*** Ejected Player ***
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Joke of the day
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05-10-2005, 07:03 AM #2Administrator/Owner
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That was a good one....let me guess. She was blonde?
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i'm gonna plead the 5th here. i don't wanna spend my day climbing out of a hole that i dug myself into.Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
That was a good one....let me guess. She was blonde?
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Hahaha! I dug the hole....all you have to do is jump into it.Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
i'm gonna plead the 5th here. i don't wanna spend my day climbing out of a hole that i dug myself into.
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05-10-2005, 07:12 AM #5pirate44Guest Re: Joke of the day
Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
A new hooker had just finished her first trick....
im still wondering what all this stuff has to do with magic??
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nope, i'm not going in today....atleast not yetOriginally posted by LH Panther Mom
Hahaha! I dug the hole....all you have to do is jump into it.
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05-10-2005, 07:21 AM #7All-American
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Re: Re: Joke of the day
Originally posted by pirate44
im still wondering what all this stuff has to do with magic??
good joke scott.
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05-10-2005, 07:24 AM #8marlin fanGuest
this joke sounds like something LHPmom would do!!!!
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05-10-2005, 07:27 AM #9Administrator/Owner
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Maybe you need help.Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
nope, i'm not going in today....atleast not yet
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05-10-2005, 07:27 AM #10All-American
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oh Lord u just dug the hole and jumped in with that comment B
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Originally posted by marlin fan
this joke sounds like something LHPmom would do!!!!
:flamingma *whip*
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05-10-2005, 07:28 AM #12marlin fanGuest
hahaha
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05-10-2005, 07:31 AM #13pirate44Guest
Originally posted by marlin fan
this joke sounds like something LHPmom would do!!!!
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with sisters like you, who needs enimiesOriginally posted by LH Panther Mom
Maybe you need help.
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not only did you dig the hole, you also started burying yourself.Originally posted by marlin fan
this joke sounds like something LHPmom would do!!!!
