Oldie but a goodie
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one.........
Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but
keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.
Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian
and
Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of
the
evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if
there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his
mom's thoughts,Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,
but I
assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy
ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it,
but
I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear
Mother: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the
house,
I'm not saying that you"did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains
that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love,
Brian
Several days later, Brian received an e-mail from his mother that read:
Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
saying that you "do not"sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that
if
she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle
by
now. Love, Mom
LESSON Of THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!