Thursday Humor - Calling in Sick

[44INAROW]

repeat but still it's funny


Calling in Sick

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says.

"I’m almost afraid to ask …..what is anal glaucoma?"

Well, I can't see my a$$ coming into work today."

[lepfan]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
repeat but still it's funny


Calling in Sick

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says.

"I’m almost afraid to ask …..what is anal glaucoma?"

Well, I can't see my a$$ coming into work today."

I once asked by boss if that would work for me...she said she didn't SEE it. OK, lunch is over...back to the board!

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
repeat but still it's funny


Calling in Sick

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says.

"I’m almost afraid to ask …..what is anal glaucoma?"

Well, I can't see my a$$ coming into work today."

That was GREAT!!!!

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
repeat but still it's funny


Calling in Sick

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says.

"I’m almost afraid to ask …..what is anal glaucoma?"

Well, I can't see my a$$ coming into work today."

Good one!

[AP Panther Fan]

he hee....loved it!