The Obedient Wife

[AP Panther Fan]

Obedient Wife

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the after life with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied,"Listen, I'm a Christian . I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

:evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh

[pirate44]

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by pirate44

Are you looking to start a fight?

[pirate44]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Are you looking to start a fight?

hate the messege, not the messenger

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by pirate44
hate the messege, not the messenger

you know you got a kick out of posting that!!! wait until your wife gets on the board! :evillaugh

[AP Panther Fan]

Well IF you are trying to start a fight....I wouldn't know it. I can't see photo's anymore or import anything from imageshack.

Sorry ladies....no more pictures of handsome cowboys etc....

[Phil C]

lol

Maybe the husband should have told her to do a money order.

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by pirate44

Here ya go AP Panther---click on the link and you can see the pic...


http://www.onefunsite.com/images/good_wifes_guide.jpg

[pirate44]

Originally posted by pirate4state
you know you got a kick out of posting that!!! wait until your wife gets on the board! :evillaugh

if i agree to remove it, will you agree to remove it in your quote??

[pirate44]

dang, it's snowballing on me

[Phil C]

Originally posted by pirate44
dang, it's snowballing on me

Come on 44! Lay the law down! I am the boss of my house and what I say goes!

[Bullaholic]

Hey Phil....You wouldn't happen to know the next time "Dawn at Soccoro" is showing again would you?

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Here ya go AP Panther---click on the link and you can see the pic...


http://www.onefunsite.com/images/good_wifes_guide.jpg

Thanks Bull...company policy violation! Adult or sexually explicit!

Just makes me wonder more what you are up to P44!

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Hey Phil....You wouldn't happen to know the next time "Dawn at Soccoro" is showing again would you?

LOL

I might just have to watch it so Phil and I can start a thread to discuss each and every aspect of the movie.

[pirate44]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Thanks Bull...company policy violation! Adult or sexually explicit!

Just makes me wonder more what you are up to P44!

sexually explicit??!! i must have missed that line. i need to go back and read it