The Shortage

[44INAROW]

THE RUSSIAN CONDOM SHORTAGE...

George Bush received a call from Russian President Putin. He says to
Bush, "Our largest condom factory has exploded. My people's favorite
form
of birth control. This is a true disaster!"

"Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within
their power to help you," replied President Bush.

"I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you send 1,000,000 condoms
ASAP
to tide us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush.

"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin.

"Yes?" said Bush.

"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 2" in
diameter?" said Putin.

"No problem," replied the President.

Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those
stupid Americans will fall for any thing.

George Bush hung up and called the CEO of a condom company. "I need a
favor. Can you send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia?"

"Consider it done," replied the CEO of the condom company.

"Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 2" in
diameter."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the President, "Print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE: SMALL' on
each
one!!!"

*** This is intented as HUMOR ONLY ****this is not a political joke*****

[Bandera YaYa]

HA HA HA.........LOVES IT!! (Funny I thought this thread had something to do with jason.......)

[Gobbla2001]

Originally posted by 44INAROW


"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 2" in
diameter?" said Putin.

I answered Putin, isn't he "Trying" to have red condoms MADE atleast? Would that be like trying to "make" them???

I thought it was just a "funny" type question and this seemed to be the perfect answer...

[SintonFan]

lol
At least you somewhat make sense now. I was floored when I heard your answer and never heard of this thread until now.

[smustangs]

great joke haha

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Gobbla2001
I answered Putin, isn't he "Trying" to have red condoms MADE atleast? Would that be like trying to "make" them???

I thought it was just a "funny" type question and this seemed to be the perfect answer...

Now it all makes sense D!!

I thought you had lost your everlovin' mind!!

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Now it all makes sense D!!

I thought you had lost your everlovin' mind!!

D.. lol I now understand your answer..

[PPHSfan]

Old but good.

[MHSvarsity2007]