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    Default Underwear Is Important!!

    Some of you have probably seen this and there's a pretty good chance it's even been posted here before! OH, WELL! I hope the rest of you enjoy!

    UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!
    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
    your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of
    a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their
    car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on
    with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned
    later to see a small group of people near the car.
    On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under
    the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
    turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
    embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP
    his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her
    feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her
    husband who was standing idly by.
    The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead
    Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
    kep is always 100% serious. He doesn't joke and doesn't like people who do.

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    ROFLMAO!!!!
    Quick side! Strong side! Crank up the Machine!

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    heard it before, but it was worth reading again

    Isn't it strange that after a bombing everyone blames the Crazy Azz bomber(s), but after a shooting the problem is the gun?

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    AggieJohn
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    haha

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    pirate44
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    LOL

    that reminds me of Bill Cosby talkin about how his mother always told him he better wear clean underwear in case he was ever in an acciden. he said "i thought that's what an "accident" was. first you say IT, the you DO IT." i always thought that was hilareous

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    SPF25
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    that is so funny. couldnt stop laughing. cant say i have ever heard that one before.

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