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    Default Need help fromthe wives on board

    Ok I was out of town all weekend and got home around 330 am this morning. Well it just so happens the 25th, today, is my anniversary and I forgot it. The wife had to take son to nuerologist in Austin this morning so we only saw each other briefly before she left and I didnt say a word about anniversary. Well i failed that test. She called not 5 miles down the road to tell me I forgot. I tried to be coy but that didnt work.
    HOW CAN I SAVE MYSELF???
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    Default Re: Need help fromthe wives on board

    Originally posted by injuredinmelee
    Ok I was out of town all weekend and got home around 330 am this morning. Well it just so happens the 25th, today, is my anniversary and I forgot it. The wife had to take son to nuerologist in Austin this morning so we only saw each other briefly before she left and I didnt say a word about anniversary. Well i failed that test. She called not 5 miles down the road to tell me I forgot. I tried to be coy but that didnt work.
    HOW CAN I SAVE MYSELF???
    im "only" a husband, but whats good for the goose is good for the gander. tell her "You forgot too (or didnt tell me)!!!!!" put your foot down. its your anniversary too, not jsut hers

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    I'll let you know after my husband forgets our anniversary tomorrow!!

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    Have "whatever" ready for her when she gets home this afternoon....and make it look like it was going to be a surprise all along...make her think you were only pretending to forget...sounds like this one is going to cost you some $$$$$

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    Default Re: Need help fromthe wives on board

    Originally posted by injuredinmelee
    HOW CAN I SAVE MYSELF???
    2 words....New Car

    or is it....You Can't

    or is it...Your Screwed

    or should it start...Dear God

    or something like...i'm an idiot

    or is it....Hello, 911??

    anyway, good luck

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    Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
    2 words....New Car

    or is it....You Can't

    or is it...Your Screwed

    or should it start...Dear God

    or something like...i'm an idiot

    or is it....Hello, 911??

    anyway, good luck
    you arent much help! lol


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    Default Re: Need help fromthe wives on board

    Originally posted by injuredinmelee
    Ok I was out of town all weekend and got home around 330 am this morning. Well it just so happens the 25th, today, is my anniversary and I forgot it. The wife had to take son to nuerologist in Austin this morning so we only saw each other briefly before she left and I didnt say a word about anniversary. Well i failed that test. She called not 5 miles down the road to tell me I forgot. I tried to be coy but that didnt work.
    HOW CAN I SAVE MYSELF???
    I would suggest lots of flowers, a heartfelt note expressing your affection for her over 25 years, coupled with an apology, and a nice romantic dinner at a really nice restaurant----and do it quickly. Otherwise, I think you had better be prepared for life as a monk, sleeping on the couch, and taking lots of cold showers. The 25th is a "biggie" to all women.

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    As usual...I'm confused!!

    Was he saying it was the 25th anniversary...or that it was today the 25th (as in 4/25/05)??

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    Originally posted by Ranger Mom
    As usual...I'm confused!!

    Was he saying it was the 25th anniversary...or that it was today the 25th (as in 4/25/05)??
    i think the date, as in 4/25/05

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    Originally posted by Ranger Mom
    As usual...I'm confused!!

    Was he saying it was the 25th anniversary...or that it was today the 25th (as in 4/25/05)??

    After reading again, RM, I'm with you. For his sake I hope it was the latter.

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    Originally posted by Bullaholic
    After reading again, RM, I'm with you. For his sake I hope it was the latter.
    he was born in 1971. let's hope he's talking about the date and not the number of years.

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    Originally posted by Bullaholic
    After reading again, RM, I'm with you. For his sake I hope it was the latter.
    Hehe....me and you both!

    After I read what you wrote I thought to myself........injuredinmelee is really gonna be injured in melee!!

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    write her a poem man, if u need help i could write one for ya, but let her know that today seemed like any other day because being married to her, every day is its own celebration



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    Originally posted by mustang04
    write her a poem man, if u need help i could write one for ya, but let her know that today seemed like any other day because being married to her, every day is its own celebration
    You are a schmoozer....you are going to be quite the little hubby someday!

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