A man moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
Come morning, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well then, just give me my money back."
"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
"OK then, just unload the donkey."
"What ya gonna do with em."
"I'm gonna raffle him off." "Ya can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with the guy and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 apiece and made a profit of $898."
"Didn't no one complain?"
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2.00 back."
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04-23-2005, 06:57 AM #1*** Ejected Player ***
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Raffle Ticket
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04-23-2005, 06:58 AM #2Administrator/Owner
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LOL!!
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04-23-2005, 07:32 AM #3All-American
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brilliant
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04-23-2005, 08:30 AM #4All-American
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Is it just me or does that math not add up??
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04-23-2005, 08:45 AM #5Administrator/Owner
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Isn't it a little bit early to be thinking so hard?Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Is it just me or does that math not add up??
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04-23-2005, 08:53 AM #6All-American
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Yeah...I guess. But it just jumped out at me for some reason. I guess I should formally thank Coahomas ISD for my math education!!Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Isn't it a little bit early to be thinking so hard?
