An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
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04-22-2005, 07:36 AM #1pirate44Guest
Friday Joke...all ewwwwwwwwws welcome
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04-22-2005, 07:39 AM #2Administrator/Owner
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Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
Quick side! Strong side! Crank up the Machine!
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04-22-2005, 07:40 AM #32013, 2015, 2016 3ADL FF Champ
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i have one but its TOOOOOOOOOO bad...
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04-22-2005, 07:41 AM #4pirate44Guest
dos it have to do with caviar?Originally posted by jason
i have one but its TOOOOOOOOOO bad...
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04-22-2005, 07:41 AM #5All-American
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol
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04-22-2005, 07:42 AM #62013, 2015, 2016 3ADL FF Champ
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YES lolOriginally posted by pirate44
dos it have to do with caviar?
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04-22-2005, 07:46 AM #7All-American
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find a new one lolOriginally posted by jason
i have one but its TOOOOOOOOOO bad...
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04-22-2005, 08:27 AM #8onfirebball05mustangGuest
uhm EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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04-22-2005, 08:32 AM #9All-American
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LOL...and oh yea...ewwwwwwwwwww!
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04-22-2005, 08:37 AM #10pirate44Guest
i like rockdale80's joke too.Originally posted by jason
i have one but its TOOOOOOOOOO bad...
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty nine year olds?
because there are 20 of them.
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04-22-2005, 08:38 AM #112013, 2015, 2016 3ADL FF Champ
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What do michael jackson and caviar have in common??
pm me and ill give you the answer....
and you all thought the first joke in this thread was EWWWWWWWWWWWW.....
ill respond later, gotta go to work.....
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04-22-2005, 08:42 AM #12All-American
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Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
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04-22-2005, 08:43 AM #13pirate44Guest
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOriginally posted by Ranger Mom
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
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04-22-2005, 08:46 AM #14All-American
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Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
LOL...ewwwwwww.... and I don't even know the punch line yet, but have a pretty good idea!
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04-22-2005, 08:50 AM #15All-American
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ROFLMAO!!Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
LOL...ewwwwwww.... and I don't even know the punch line yet, but have a pretty good idea!
There is no punchline.
The cannibal PASSED his brother (meaning he had already eaten and digested him and.....nevermind)
