The 5 Stages Of Drinking

[HighSchool Fan]

Level 1: It's 11:00 on a weeknight; you've had a few beers. You get up to leave because you have to work the next day and one of your friends buys you another round. One of your unemployed friends. Here at level one, you think to yourself, "Oh come on, this is silly. As long as I get seven hours of sleep, I'm cool."
Level 2: It's midnight. You've had a few more beers. You've just spent 20 minutes arguing against artificial turf. You get up to leave again, but at level two, a little devil appears on your shoulder. And now you're thinking, "Hey! I'm out with my friends! What am I working for anyway? These are the good times! Besides, as long as I get five hours of sleep, I'm cool."

Level 3: 1 a.m. You've abandoned beer for whisky. You've just spent 20 minutes arguing for artificial turf. And now you're thinking, "Our waitress is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen!" At level three, you love the world. On the way to the bathroom, you buy a drink for the stranger at the end of the bar just because you like his face. You get drinking fantasies. (Like, "Hey fellas, if we bought our own bar, we could live together forever. We could do it. Tommy, you could cook.") But at level three, that devil is a little bit bigger... and he's buying. And you're thinking, "Oh, come on, come on now. As long as I get three hours of sleep.... and a complete change of blood I'm cool."

Level 4: 2 .a.m. And the devil is bartending. For last call, you ordered a bottle of Jack and Coke. You are artificial turf! This time on your way to the bathroom, you punch the stranger at the end of the bar, just because you don't like his face! And now your thinking, "Our busboy is the best-looking man I've ever seen." You and your friends decide to leave, right after you get thrown out, and one of you knows an after-hours bar. And here, at level four, you actually think to yourself, "Well... as long as I'm only going to get a few hours of sleep anyway, I may as well stay up all night!!! Yeah! That'd be good for me. I don't mind going to that board meeting looking like Keith Richards. Yeah, I'll turn that around, make it work for me. And besides, as long as I get 31 hours of sleep tomorrow, I'm cool.

Level 5: 5 a.m. After unsuccessfully trying to get your money back at the tattoo parlor ("But I don't even know anybody named Ruby!"), you and your friends wind up across the state line in a bar with guys who have been in prison as recently as that morning. It's the kind of place where even the devil is going, "Uh, I got to turn in. I got to be in hell at nine. I've got that brunch with Hitler, I can't miss that." At this point, you're all drinking some kind of blue liquor, like something from a Klingon wedding. A waitress with fresh stitches comes over, and you think to yourself, "Someday I'm going to marry that girl!!" One of your friends stands up and screams, "We're drivin' to Vegas!" -- and passes out. You crawl outside for air and then you hit the worst part of level five, the sun. You weren't expecting that, were you? You never do. You walk out of a bar in daylight, and you see people on their way to work or jogging. And they look at you and they know. And they say, "Who's Ruby?" Let's be honest, if you're 19 and you stay up all night, it's like a victory -- like you've beat the night -- but if you're over 30, then that sun is like God's flashlight. We all say the same prayer then, "I swear, I will never do this again as long as I live!" And some of us have that little addition, "and this time, I mean it!"

[Bandera YaYa]

Gee...now I wonder who on here can benefit from this little post....??????

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
Gee...now I wonder who on here can benefit from this little post....??????

I can name a couple of people

[lepfan]

That is pretty much a no brainer

[Gobbla2001]

hmmmmmmmmmm

[jason]

Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
Gee...now I wonder who on here can benefit from this little post....??????

how come i get the feeling i was the first person you thought of.....

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by jason
how come i get the feeling i was the first person you thought of.....

Hey Ya Ya hes gettin smarter!

[Bandera YaYa]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
Hey Ya Ya hes gettin smarter!

I'm not naming names.........Is someone feeling guilty??? :evillaugh :evillaugh

[jason]

Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
I'm not naming names.........Is someone feeling guilty??? :evillaugh :evillaugh

guilty - no.....thirsty for a beer - yes.....

[Gobbla2001]

Originally posted by jason
thirsty for a beer - yes.....

I second that...

[lepfan]

I would not say someONE...I might be inclined to say someTWO---don't ya think

[Bandera YaYa]

Originally posted by lepfan
I would not say someONE...I might be inclined to say someTWO---don't ya think

Well.....heh heh ...they know who they are!!!!

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
Well.....heh heh ...they know who they are!!!!

I have a feeling we havent seen anything till we see those SELECT FEW(or two) at a meet and greet.. or a weekend out on the town.

[jason]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
I have a feeling we havent seen anything till we see those SELECT FEW(or two) at a meet and greet.. or a weekend out on the town.

like may 6th and 7th in austin perhaps.....

[Bandera YaYa]

Now that I've thought about this.....I think I'll be bring ROOTbeer to Austin instead!!!!!