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    All-American Gobbla2001's Avatar
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    Default Now THAT'S 'Small Town'

    Figured this could be interesting seeing how most of us are from small towns...

    Say someone who was planning on creating a small town came to you and asked what they needed to have an official small town...

    What would you suggest???

    MY first suggestion is:

    An old man who commutes via a riding lawnmower...

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    One Dairy Queen

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    one gas station

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    Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
    kep is always 100% serious. He doesn't joke and doesn't like people who do.

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    One 4 way stop...no traffic light...

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    one flashing yellow light


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    A guy who thinks he is a cop that rides a three wheel bicycle and patrols religiously in front of the Harveys until its time for supper up at the retirement home.

    You Iowa Park guys know all about this. Jackie Gee was his name. People used to give him keys I swear he had a thousand on a chain that spanned his handle bars. Any of you Hawks know if he is still around?
    "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity."

    I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

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    One Dairy Queen and NO MCDONALDS.
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    Originally posted by slpybear the bullfan
    One Dairy Queen and NO MCDONALDS.
    one ALLSUPS and no Dairy Queen


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    WOW!!!

    Now that IS small!
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    Originally posted by jason
    one gas station
    that is abandoned and falling down...
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    Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
    one ALLSUPS and no Dairy Queen
    I'll bite - what is ALLSUPS?

    Isn't it strange that after a bombing everyone blames the Crazy Azz bomber(s), but after a shooting the problem is the gun?

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    Originally posted by 44INAROW
    I'll bite - what is ALLSUPS?
    An ALLSUPs is nothing more than a convience store that offers such delictable items such as these


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    Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
    An ALLSUPs is nothing more than a convience store that offers such delictable items such as these
    Kinda like our Tiger Tote and Ice House, eh, Cuero Folk?

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    One two-pump gas station and a hamburger stop inside with two formica topped kitchenette tables with metal foldout chairs. Out on the road a sign on one end of the station stating "Welcome to ______"; on the other end of the station a sign that says, "Come back and visit _______ again"

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