MTV... PLEASE pimp my ride!!!
This was a new car last week. See what happens when you spend a week in Mexico with your new car!!!!
See, I told you Duct tape fixes everything
LET'S KICK SHELL
COWABUNGA
F.A.N.T.O.M. Physician and Speech Writer
Well, the postal service said I had to use this special kind of tape if I was going to ship this car bomb to the United States!
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I told my agent I wanted a $50 deductible but she/he was an idiot and gave me a $1000 deductible.
Isn't it strange that after a bombing everyone blames the Crazy Azz bomber(s), but after a shooting the problem is the gun?
welcome to Avis Car Rental, Iraq. may i take your bags?
Southern enginuity meets Iraq. All it's missing is some bailing wire and it would be perfect!
F.A.N.T.O.M. El Presidente
AKA "El Guapo"
The greatest dirt waterer to ever live!
Don't argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - Thanks for that one 44!
"We all laughed at Muhammed. Instead of dying for Allah as a suicide bomber, he ended up only as an injured bomber. Next time we give him more explosives."