You're an Internet Junkie When.....

[LH Panther Mom]

A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!!!!!"

You forgot how to work the TV remote control.

You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ......instead of ICU!

You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

You placed the refrigerator beside your computer.

You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car.

Tech support calls YOU for help.

You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."

You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.

You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.

You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.

You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.

You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago.

You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.

You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for a while.

You say......."Where did the time go??"

You sit on ICQ for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.

You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

.....You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......

Your shoes are suddenly 2 sizes too small.

You think faster than the computer.

You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ** kisses**.

Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.

You're on the phone and say BRB.

Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.

Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. Leave your S/N and I'll TTYL ASAP".

You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead.

You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-life.

[AggieJohn]

replace ICQ for AIM, and notice the fact that everyone has high speed and it's very accurate

[pirate44]

LOL LOL

[AP Panther Fan]

"he he he he"

[Ranger Mom]

What's sad is last week I took a message for my boss from someone she didn't want to talk to.

I made up an elaborate lie why she couldn't come to the phone. I gave the message to my boss and a few minutes later she called me to her office to laugh at me.

Where I had written the "lie" I told, I had ended the sentence with "lol" instead of "ha ha"...like I had planned.

[onfirebball05mustang]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom


You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

Tech support calls YOU for help.

You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."

You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.

You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.

You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for a while.

You sit on AIM for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.

You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

.....You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......

You think faster than the computer.

Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.

You're on the phone and say BRB.

You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead.

You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-life.

UH OH...is there any group therapy for this kind of thing...?

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
UH OH...is there any group therapy for this kind of thing...?

Group therapy is offered daily on 3ADL & most nights in the chat room.

[onfirebball05mustang]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Group therapy is offered daily on 3ADL & most nights in the chat room.

Whew! I was woried I'd have to do therapy with a bunch of people that I didn't know! lol The Doc is in evidently!

[NHSRattler60]

I don't know what you guys are talkin about, I never do that stuff. LOL.

[onfirebball05mustang]

Originally posted by NHSRattler60
I don't know what you guys are talkin about, I never do that stuff. LOL.

classic signs of denial LOL

[AggieJohn]

nuh uh

[spiveyrat]

You're an internet junkie when... (See today's "Add your caption")

[AggieJohn]

guilty

[onfirebball05mustang]

you know you're an internet junkie when...

After going to the eye doctor and having your eyes dialated you are told to not do a whole lot....

and still sign on to the dlow! i can't read a thing, but I'm here!!!

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by NHSRattler60
I don't know what you guys are talkin about, I never do that stuff. LOL.

David,
The first step is admitting you have a problem - if you ever need to talk,, please PM me