For everyone that ever wanted to do this...now you can!

[Adidas410s]

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your
last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn
about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE
work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty you can
look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a
co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone
else clears it? Well, I am so very very glad to officially announce
tomorrow as

SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the
same day.

* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their
turns slapping the irritant.

* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with
a stapler or a hole-puncher.

* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your
"assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your
stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap
the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and... have a
great day!

[pirate44]

i hope word doesnt get out about this in my office. im sure to be slapped silly tommorow

[LH Panther Mom]

I'm gonna be really mad if I don't get to take advantage of this tomorrow! On an almost daily basis I have to work with folks that qualify for one or more of these "symptoms". It'll be my luck that everyone straightens up tomorrow.

[mikecheck]

Does this go for the 3ADL????

[JasperDog94]

Looks like I'm takin' the day off tomorrow.

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by JasperDog94
Looks like I'm takin' the day off tomorrow.

Maybe I should. I almost forgot I have to go to the office tomorrow.

[JasperDog94]

Actually I have most Fridays off.

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by JasperDog94
Actually I have most Fridays off.

That's no fair.

[JasperDog94]

But I work on Sundays. It's kinda in the job description.

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by JasperDog94
But I work on Sundays. It's kinda in the job description.

You're right. And thank you for the work you do.