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    Default Funny company slogans/advertisements

    I heard a funny slogan at the end of a commercial on the radio today that inspired this thread. What are some funny slogans/ads you'ver heard/seen?

    The one I heard was:

    Roto-Rooter - We're #1 in the #2 business.


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    Juan Moore beer:

    "I'll have Juan Moore beer please"
    F.A.N.T.O.M. CEO

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    this isnt really a slogan, but at a bar i go to, right when u walk in theres a sign that says 'Free Beer Tomorrow'

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    3A Down Low slogan:
    "Bringing Computer Geeks and Athletes Together Since 2001"

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    Originally posted by pirate44
    3A Down Low slogan:
    "Bringing Computer Geeks and Athletes Together Since 2001"

    Isn't it strange that after a bombing everyone blames the Crazy Azz bomber(s), but after a shooting the problem is the gun?

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    My all time favorite in this category has got to be Corn Nuts. A few years ago they had a radio jingle that went something like this here, " Bust a nut, Bust a nut, Grab a pack of Corn Nuts and Bust a Nut! " That there's funny, I don't care who you are.
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    Don't argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - Thanks for that one 44!

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    HUMMER
    Like Nothing Else
    "Those who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security deserve neither..." Ben Franklin

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    Originally posted by pirate44
    3A Down Low slogan:
    "Bringing Computer Geeks and Athletes Together Since 2001"
    Personally, I'm an athletic supporter.

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    Originally posted by Bullaholic
    Personally, I'm an athletic supporter.
    that would make you a jock strap or a sports bra...



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    Originally posted by jason
    that would make you a jock strap or a sports bra...


    in Bull's case, a mansiere

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    Originally posted by rockdale80
    HUMMER
    Like Nothing Else

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    Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
    The $50,000 one, Ya Ya.

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    Originally posted by Bullaholic
    The $50,000 one, Ya Ya.
    50 grand

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    Originally posted by pirate44
    in Bull's case, a mansiere
    I think you may have coined a new term for the English language, 44'. I can even take it off with one hand......

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    Originally posted by Bullaholic
    I think you may have coined a new term for the English language, 44'. I can even take it off with one hand......
    kramer gets the credit for that one..or was that mr. kostanza

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