2 hours till American Idol and I am bored stiff!
Somebody entertain me!
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Thread: Home Alone!
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03-24-2005, 07:01 PM #1All-American
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Home Alone!
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03-24-2005, 07:04 PM #2All-American
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BTW!!
Is my signature showing up right? Everyone elses is coming up fine, but only the top half of mine is showing on my computer!
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03-24-2005, 07:06 PM #3*** Ejected Player ***
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A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "what makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change!"
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03-24-2005, 07:06 PM #4onfirebball05mustangGuest
*dances around in a tu-tu and a football jersey while wearing platforms and a cowboy hat* does that help!?!?!
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03-24-2005, 07:07 PM #5All-American
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Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "what makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change!"
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03-24-2005, 07:08 PM #6All-American
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I must admit Cass, that does leave an interesting visual!Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
*dances around in a tu-tu and a football jersey while wearing platforms and a cowboy hat* does that help!?!?!
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03-24-2005, 07:15 PM #7onfirebball05mustangGuest
well hey, it's a time killer!Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I must admit Cass, that does leave an interesting visual!
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03-24-2005, 07:21 PM #8All-American
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scott.. what did u tell ur wife after she said that??Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "what makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change!"
~Not keeping her opinion to herself since Oct. 2002~
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03-24-2005, 07:25 PM #9All-American
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Looks right to me!Originally posted by Ranger Mom
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Is my signature showing up right? Everyone elses is coming up fine, but only the top half of mine is showing on my computer!
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03-24-2005, 07:29 PM #10All-American
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GOBBLA2001'S EX GIRLFRIEND was out shopping and discovered a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, she bought a pack. Upon getting home she announced to GOBBLA2001 about the purchase she just made.
"Olympic condoms?" GOBBLA2001 blurts, "what makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," She replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color do you want me to wear tonight?" he asks cheekily.
"Silver of course," says his ex-girlfriend proudly.
GOBBLA2001 responds, "Why don't I just wear Gold? It would be nice if I came first for a change...!"
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03-24-2005, 07:31 PM #11All-American
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03-24-2005, 07:48 PM #12All-American
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Okay!! This was NOT the kind of "entertainment" I visualized!
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03-24-2005, 07:52 PM #13All-American
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since Glendas not on ill do it for her
EWWWWWWWWW
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