1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me now?"
4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, chief?"
8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey..."
9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
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03-18-2005, 08:36 AM #1*** Ejected Player ***
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Comments From Patients Made While Undergoing Colonoscopies...
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03-18-2005, 08:39 AM #2Administrator/Owner
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13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
ROFL! I'd require pictures too.
Quick side! Strong side! Crank up the Machine!
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03-18-2005, 09:27 AM #3All-American
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LOL...and a signed, notarized affidavit from each and every witness!Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
ROFL! I'd require pictures too.
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03-18-2005, 09:48 AM #4pirate44Guest
ROFL
hokey pokey..LOL
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03-18-2005, 10:10 AM #5All-American
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Those are great!
On a serious note - go get screened. 
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03-18-2005, 10:14 AM #6pirate44Guest
i havent been to the doc since my high school physical. thats a pretty rough way to get back in the swing of things. good advice thoughOriginally posted by pirate4state
Those are great!
On a serious note - go get screened.
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03-18-2005, 10:19 AM #7All-American
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I have. In all actuality, the pre-procedure stuff is much worse than the colonoscopy itself.Originally posted by pirate4state
On a serious note - go get screened.
Drinking what tastes like saltwater out of the bay and keeping it down proved to be a real challenge for me. I had to switch to what tasted like concentrated lemonade (minus the water and sugar).
"In the end" when all was said and done, I declined the video they offered me. Imagine that!
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03-18-2005, 10:21 AM #8pirate44Guest
wow, they give you a video when you skydive too. i wonder if the experience is similar.Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
I have. In all actuality, the pre-procedure stuff is much worse than the colonoscopy itself.
Drinking what tastes like saltwater out of the bay and keeping it down proved to be a real challenge for me. I had to switch to what tasted like concentrated lemonade (minus the water and sugar).
"In the end" when all was said and done, I declined the video they offered me. Imagine that!
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03-18-2005, 10:29 AM #9All-American
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Originally posted by pirate44
wow, they give you a video when you skydive too. i wonder if the experience is similar.
Mmmmm, the only connection I can make is that you get scared "sh*tless" prior to the "big event".
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03-18-2005, 10:37 AM #10Starter
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I just turned 31 recently & my wife is nagging me to go get screened and I am TERRIFIED to go. I think I may go interview several doctors and see the size of their hands and go with the smallest set I can find!!Originally posted by pirate4state
Those are great!
On a serious note - go get screened.
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03-18-2005, 11:33 AM #11All-American
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"Doctor,either you lost your watch or there's a ticking time bomb up my arse"!!!!!
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03-18-2005, 12:11 PM #12Starter
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"GGGEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZ DOC.... Do ya think I could at least get a little foreplay??? I mean you could have at least kissed my on the cheek first!!!"
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03-18-2005, 06:55 PM #13Administrator
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I had the precedure did two weeks ago. Before I passed out I heard the Doctor and two nurses telling rear end jokes.
I don't remember if I was the subject of the joke though.
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03-18-2005, 07:06 PM #14Administrator/Owner
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ROFLMAO!Originally posted by Old Green
I had the precedure did two weeks ago. Before I passed out I heard the Doctor and two nurses telling rear end jokes. I don't remember if I was the subject of the joke though.
Seriously, I hope all turned out well.Quick side! Strong side! Crank up the Machine!
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03-18-2005, 08:40 PM #15All-American
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LOL...I hope you weren't the butt of their jokes. Sorry, I couldn't resist.Originally posted by Old Green
I had the precedure did two weeks ago. Before I passed out I heard the Doctor and two nurses telling rear end jokes. I don't remember if I was the subject of the joke though.
From what I remember, the anesthesia was some pretty good stuff. I also hope your test turned out well!
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