slow day

[pirate44]

A Golden Retriever went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price." "But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."

[pirate44]

Texan: "Where are you from?"

Harvard graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."

Texan: "OK, where are you from, Jackass?"

[onfirebball05mustang]

Originally posted by pirate44
Texan: "Where are you from?"

Harvard graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."

Texan: "OK, where are you from, Jackass?"

i woulda said smarta**, but whatever works!
man, it IS a slow day today!

[pirate44]

Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
i woulda said smarta**, but whatever works!
man, it IS a slow day today!

its so slow, even these jokes are lame

[onfirebball05mustang]

ah well, they get that way when you view them a million times!