Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the h*ll have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the h*ll were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
disbelief.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow, two, once in a while I like to play with my money, three, I like how money feels in my hand and lastly instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
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03-09-2005, 09:44 AM #1All-American
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100 dollar bill
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03-09-2005, 09:45 AM #3BHKrystal06Guest
funny though
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03-09-2005, 09:46 AM #4All-American
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Like you have seen/said/heard worse! lolOriginally posted by jason
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03-09-2005, 09:47 AM #52013, 2015, 2016 3ADL FF Champ
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ive never said anything like that...im offended......Originally posted by CHS_CG
Like you have seen/said/heard worse! lol
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03-09-2005, 09:50 AM #6BHKrystal06Guest
oh ya i bet u are...Originally posted by jason
ive never said anything like that...im offended......
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03-09-2005, 10:05 AM #7NHSRattler60Guest
ROFLMAO!! Im tearing up!
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03-09-2005, 10:08 AM #8footballmomGuest
That is too funny!!! Now all the guys are going to go get tattoo's!
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03-09-2005, 10:13 AM #9All-American
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Still wont get them any.Originally posted by footballmom
That is too funny!!! Now all the guys are going to go get tattoo's!
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03-09-2005, 10:17 AM #10Starter
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Everything has a price!!Originally posted by CHS_CG
Still wont get them any. 
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03-09-2005, 10:18 AM #11pirate44Guest
where is G2 today anyway?Originally posted by footballmom
That is too funny!!! Now all the guys are going to go get tattoo's!
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03-09-2005, 10:19 AM #12All-American
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Originally posted by ej2525
Everything has a price!!
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03-09-2005, 10:21 AM #132013, 2015, 2016 3ADL FF Champ
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a guy couldnt get a $100 dollar bill though...we'd have to get a roll of quarters.......
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03-09-2005, 10:23 AM #14BHKrystal06Guest
lolOriginally posted by jason
a guy couldnt get a $100 dollar bill though...we'd have to get a roll of quarters.......
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03-09-2005, 10:29 AM #15footballmomGuest
He got the day off for his birthday. I just talked to him a little while ago and he had just woken up. Wish I got to take his birthday off!!!Originally posted by pirate44
where is G2 today anyway?
