For the Moms ... or Moms to Be!

[AP Panther Fan]

"Why God made moms" answers given by elementary school age children to
the following questions.

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger
parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice
in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty
bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get
drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES
to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a
lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a
goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the
bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power
'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your
friend's. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get
rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who
did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on her back.

[onfirebball05mustang]

rofl I love all my moms!!!!

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
rofl I love all my moms!!!!

[onfirebball05mustang]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan

[Bandera YaYa]

Awwww.....now that's a good way to make a mom cry......"out of the mouths of babes...." (loved the part about how much smarter, and how much harder we work, and much power we have than men)

[onfirebball05mustang]

Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
Awwww.....now that's a good way to make a mom cry......"out of the mouths of babes...." (loved the part about how much smarter, and how much harder we work, and much power we have than men)

lol when i want to grow up, i want to be just like my mom(s)

[SPF25]

It is so nice to see what kids have to say about moms. Mine is to little and I can olny hope he thinks the same about me. It definely gives me hope.

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by SPF25
It is so nice to see what kids have to say about moms. Mine is to little and I can olny hope he thinks the same about me. It definely gives me hope.

Woo Hoo it's Pirate44's better half! Glad to see you posting!

Welcome, welcome, welcome!

[onfirebball05mustang]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Woo Hoo it's Pirate44's better half! Glad to see you posting!

Welcome, welcome, welcome!

i was curious! lol happy posting!

[pirate44]

LOL...first thing my wife asked me was if i made more than $800 per year. it was a close one, but luckily she married me

[SPF25]

Liar you know the first thing i made sure of was that you said YES to chores.

[pirate44]

Originally posted by SPF25
Liar you know the first thing i made sure of was that you said YES to chores.

yeah, you were real adament about me being able to make the bed