I KNEW I should have filed a flight plan!!!
Bet he doesn't have guts enough to do that again.
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Now kids don't take this too hard, but Santa will not be able to make it this year.
Sings "Santa got run over by an airplane!"
SPLAT!!!
sings - 'i saw mommy kissing santa clause' - so daddy ran his fat ass over with the airplane.....
payback for running over grandma with a reindeer
Pilot to co-pilot--"Let's see the old guy deliver that diamond ring now."
Pilot to Co-Pilot:
"Do you smell cookies and milk??"
G.T.A mutha f***** 10-points
Whoops....Damn
"...I never wanna see you cry... and I never wanna tell her lies..."
"A group of parents in Denver were tired of spending so much money on their children at Christmas time, so they came up with a plan to tell them that Santa was killed by a 747. It's a sad world we live in."Originally posted by spiveyrat
...and it wasnt a holly jolly Christmas that year either.