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    Default The Ten Commandments - Texas Style

    People here in Texas have trouble with all those shalls and shall nots in
    the 10 Commandments. Folks here just aren't used to talking in those terms.
    So, some folks out in west Texas got together and translated the "King
    James" into "King Ranch" language: Ten Commandments, cowboy style.

    Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in
    Fairlie, Texas.

    (1) Just one God.

    (2) Honor yer Ma &Pa.

    (3) No telling tales or gossipin'.

    (4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.

    (5) Put nothin' before God.

    (6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.

    (7) No killin'.

    (8) Watch yer mouth.

    (9) Don't take what ain't yers.

    (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

    Now that's kinda plain an' simple don't ya think? Y'all have a good day, ya
    hear?

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    No. 8 should be watch you mouth and don't lie.

    Go Sinton Pirates and Lady Pirates! I also like old movies like "Dawn at Socorro." I also like the Tour de France. I like the Pelican West Band located at South Padre Island, Texas. Phil is PhiI is Bill is the compassion police. He is also the Sinton Matador. Some call him the Sinton Prophet. {Also Captain Obvious. } BEWARE OF THE HOWLING BEAR! He's going for the Corner - he's got it! Roy Orbison rules.
    Phil C Cares!

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