I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper ...

[PurpleFreddy]

It does pretty good on its own!

[Ranger Mom]

If you can't afford hamburger, you can always go a little cheaper with "roadkill"!!

[pirate44]

i used to have a roadkill cafe poster in college but i cant remember where that or my beer posters went

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by pirate44
i used to have a roadkill cafe poster in college but i cant remember where that or my beer posters went

You got married, didn't you? 3 guesses, and the first 2 don't count, as to what happened to them.

[pirate44]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
You got married, didn't you? 3 guesses, and the first 2 don't count, as to what happened to them.

if that's the case, it's been a pretty good trade off

[BullFrog Dad]

Originally posted by pirate44
i used to have a roadkill cafe poster in college but i cant remember where that or my beer posters went

Roadkill Café
Menu
You Kill It...We Grill It!
Eating is more fun when you know it was hit on the run!
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ENTREES
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~
Center Line Bovine
"Tastes real good, straight from the hood" 4.95
The Chicken
"That didn't cross the road" 3.95
Flat Cat
"Served as a shingle...or in a stack 2.95

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BAG 'N GAG
Our daily take-out lunch special!
~ Anything dead...in bread ~
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE
Still in the hide
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~
Chunk of Skunk 1.95
Smidgen of Pidgeon 1.95
Road Toad Ala Mode 1.65
Shake 'N Bake Snake 2.25
Swirl of Squirrel 1.55
Narrow Sparrow .55
Whippoorwill on a Grill 3.30
Rigor Mortis Tortoise 6.75

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CANINE CUISINE
"You'll eat like a hog...
when you taste our dog!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~
Slab of Lab 2.95
Pit Bull Pot Pie 1.95
Cocker Cutlets 3.95
Shar-Pei Filet 5.95
Poodles N Noodles 5.95
Snippet of Whippet 4.50
Collie Hit by a Trolley 3.95
German Shepherd Pie 3.95
Round of Hound 4.25

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GUESS THAT MESS
A Daily Special Treat
If you can guess what it is...You eat it for free!
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LATE NIGHT DELIGHT
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~
Rack of Racoon 3.95
Smear of Deer 4.95
Awesome Possum 1.95
Cheap Sheep .43

[pirate44]

Originally posted by BullFrog Dad
Roadkill Café
Menu
You Kill It...We Grill It!
Eating is more fun when you know it was hit on the run!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

ENTREES
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~
Center Line Bovine
"Tastes real good, straight from the hood" 4.95
The Chicken
"That didn't cross the road" 3.95
Flat Cat
"Served as a shingle...or in a stack 2.95

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

BAG 'N GAG
Our daily take-out lunch special!
~ Anything dead...in bread ~
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE
Still in the hide
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~
Chunk of Skunk 1.95
Smidgen of Pidgeon 1.95
Road Toad Ala Mode 1.65
Shake 'N Bake Snake 2.25
Swirl of Squirrel 1.55
Narrow Sparrow .55
Whippoorwill on a Grill 3.30
Rigor Mortis Tortoise 6.75

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

CANINE CUISINE
"You'll eat like a hog...
when you taste our dog!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~
Slab of Lab 2.95
Pit Bull Pot Pie 1.95
Cocker Cutlets 3.95
Shar-Pei Filet 5.95
Poodles N Noodles 5.95
Snippet of Whippet 4.50
Collie Hit by a Trolley 3.95
German Shepherd Pie 3.95
Round of Hound 4.25

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

GUESS THAT MESS
A Daily Special Treat
If you can guess what it is...You eat it for free!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


LATE NIGHT DELIGHT
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~
Rack of Racoon 3.95
Smear of Deer 4.95
Awesome Possum 1.95
Cheap Sheep .43

5 stars for sure