Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!!
Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh....thingie.
Oh, no. I just lost my Rolex.
Oops. Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Shoot-fire, the guy's got two of 'em.
Everybody stand back - I lost my contact lens.
Could you stop that thing from thumping; it's throwing my concentration off.
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
That's cool! Now, can you make his leg twitch?!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses...
Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...?
And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape
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02-15-2005, 08:12 AM #1*** Ejected Player ***
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Things you'd rather not hear during surgery
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02-15-2005, 08:13 AM #2pirate44Guest
and that, my friends, is why they put you under.
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02-15-2005, 10:11 AM #3All-American
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I have always heard that "A good surgeon nevers says OOPS! Instead he says THERE IT IS!"
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02-15-2005, 10:13 AM #4onfirebball05mustangGuest
thank goodness I'm not facing surgery any time soon! I'd be scared out of my mind!Originally posted by vet93
I have always heard that "A good surgeon nevers says OOPS! Instead he says THERE IT IS!"
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02-15-2005, 10:21 AM #5All-American
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LOL...I have a friend that went in for a colonoscopy (a horrible, horrible procedure)...anyway, the Dr. thought my friend was out and started the procedure...he told his assistant, "looks like we got a dirty bird here"Originally posted by pirate44
and that, my friends, is why they put you under.
Don't think our patient friend was supposed to hear those words, but we haven't let him forget them since.:evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh__________________________________
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02-15-2005, 10:30 AM #6pirate44Guest
ROFLOriginally posted by AP Panther Fan
LOL...I have a friend that went in for a colonoscopy (a horrible, horrible procedure)...anyway, the Dr. thought my friend was out and started the procedure...he told his assistant, "looks like we got a dirty bird here"
Don't think our patient friend was supposed to hear those words, but we haven't let him forget them since.:evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh
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02-15-2005, 01:28 PM #7All-American
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id hate to be this guy
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02-15-2005, 01:30 PM #8All-American
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this looks like fun
