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    Default How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

    A bucaneer

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    Default Re: How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

    Originally posted by Gsquared
    A bucaneer
    arrrgh

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    yuk yuk yuk. A real knee slapper!

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    Yeah, pretty good

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    Why couldn't the 12 year old see the pirate movie?










    It was rated AAAAARRRRRRRR

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    Originally posted by Holmes_Fans
    Why couldn't the 12 year old see the pirate movie?










    It was rated AAAAARRRRRRRR

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    What be the letter t' come after Q?


    ARRRRRRGGHH

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    This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants.

    The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"

    And the pirate says... "Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!"

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    Originally posted by Ranger Mom
    This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants.

    The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"

    And the pirate says... "Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!"



    a little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"
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    this thread is loaded with antipiratism. i protest.

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    Why did Pirate44 go on vacation?

    He needed some AARRRGGH and AARRRGGH!



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    Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
    Why did Pirate44 go on vacation?

    He needed some AARRRGGH and AARRRGGH!



    wait till the GodFather gets a hold of you

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    Originally posted by pirate44
    wait till the GodFather gets a hold of you
    swimming with the fishes????:evillaugh
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    Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
    swimming with the fishes????:evillaugh
    at noon i saw him at home depot picking up a couple bags of quikcrete. he's either setting fence posts or gonna make a pair of concrete nikes.

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    Originally posted by pirate44
    at noon i saw him at home depot picking up a couple bags of quikcrete. he's either setting fence posts or gonna make a pair of concrete nikes.
    Did he happen to be picking up some planks as well?
    Quick side! Strong side! Crank up the Machine!

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