Baseball joke

[venomous tat2]

TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME

>A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients
>to a baseball game . For weeks in advance, he coached his
>patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the
> game arrived,everything went quite well.
>As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled "Up Nuts"
>and the patients complied by standing up.

>After the anthem, he yelled "Down Nuts" and they all sat
>back down in their seats.

>After a homerun was hit , the doctor yelled " Cheer Nuts".
>They all broke out into applause and cheered.
>When the umpire made a particularly bad call aganist the
>star of the home team ,the doctor yelled "Booooo Nuts"
>and they all started booing and cat calling.

>Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to
>go get a beer and a hot dog,leaving his assistant in charge.
>When he returned , there was a riot in progress.

>Finding his tizzied assistant , the doctor asked,
>"what in the world happened ?"

>The assistant replied"Well everything was going just
>fine untill this guy walked by and yelled,
> "PEANUTS!"

[CHS_Grad '85]

[VWG]

yuck yuck

[LH Panther Mom]

That was funny! An oldie, but goodie.