The Guys Rule:
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides! Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1... If you think you're fat, you probably are.. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as NASCAR, baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. If you have any questions, please refer to rule #1.
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02-10-2005, 07:22 AM #1All-American
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Guys rule
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02-10-2005, 07:48 AM #2footballmomGuest
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we
G2...that is not true when it comes to you dear. You are directionally challenged!
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02-10-2005, 08:51 AM #3All-American
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That is sooo not true!Originally posted by footballmom
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we
G2...that is not true when it comes to you dear. You are directionally challenged!
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02-10-2005, 10:18 AM #4All-American
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OHH... Morning love fight.. GO FOOTBALLMOM!!!
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Sombody please be on my sideOriginally posted by CHS_CG
OHH... Morning love fight.. GO FOOTBALLMOM!!!
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02-10-2005, 10:27 AM #62013, 2015, 2016 3ADL FF Champ
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i got your back...Originally posted by Gsquared
Sombody please be on my side
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02-10-2005, 10:30 AM #7All-American
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Originally posted by jason
i got your back...
when are men gunna learn.. WOMEN ALWAYS WIN.... one way or the other we win.... hmm
Jason I seem to remember somebody owning you..
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02-10-2005, 10:32 AM #82013, 2015, 2016 3ADL FF Champ
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Originally posted by CHS_CG
Jason I seem to remember somebody owning you..
there is reasoning behind that....do not talk about that in which you do not know...
typical chick, sticking her nose where it dont belong....
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02-10-2005, 10:35 AM #9All-American
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Originally posted by jason
there is reasoning behind that....do not talk about that in which you do not know...
typical chick, sticking her nose where it dont belong.... 
ya know ya love me
thats ok.. I bet ya footballmom will win the fight!
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02-10-2005, 12:45 PM #10footballmomGuest
I always win!Originally posted by CHS_CG
[BI bet ya footballmom will win the fight! [/B]
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02-10-2005, 12:47 PM #11All-American
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As it should be!Originally posted by footballmom
I always win!
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02-10-2005, 01:13 PM #12Bandera YaYaGuest
I always win, too!!! (least I tell myself I do!!)
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sometimes you let me win!Originally posted by footballmom
I always win!
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02-10-2005, 02:55 PM #14footballmomGuest
Originally posted by Gsquared
sometimes you let me win!
Uhhh, when dear?
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she just wants u to think u win sometimes.. but in all truth.. men never win when it comes to womenOriginally posted by Gsquared
sometimes you let me win!
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