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    Default Joke of the Day

    Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.
    After the exam, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you..."

    "I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."

    "No, that's not it," Catherine confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."

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    spiveyrat
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    LOL!

    Why do I get the feeling that was pointed at someone?


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    Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
    Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.
    After the exam, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you..."

    "I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."

    "No, that's not it," Catherine confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
    nice HSF lol!


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    thats great


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    Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
    Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.
    After the exam, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you..."

    "I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."

    "No, that's not it," Catherine confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
    i would never let my wife mow when she is pregnant. not when there is roofing to be done.

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    Originally posted by pirate44
    i would never let my wife mow when she is pregnant. not when there is roofing to be done.
    LOL....hmmmm, might have to mention that when I get the opportunity to meet her!
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